Matt; Nurseryman and horticulturalist by day, nerd who plays D&D and writes stupid bullshit for the internet by night. He and his wife Emily were married in July of 2014 and live happily with their two dogs in New Jersey.
Matt specializes in being highly mediocre at a wide array of things including art, music, writing, minor home repairs, and playing x-box in his underpants for nine hours straight on a Sunday.
His other interests include; Traveling, long car trips, spicy food, scotch whiskey, red meat, and other things that make him sound a lot more manly than he really is.
He prays for the day science comes up with a way to ingest pizza intravenously.